if you think about it there’s no real reason for smith to be a more common surname than another standard job like cook. except that smiths fucked more. all those smiths in their forges with their big muscular arms all covered in sweat. i bet the medieval women were gagging for it.
First to touch the bin loses
Strength vs dexterity
I just taught my dad what the word cishet was and he just walked down the stairs and said “cishet coming down”
when cardi b said “ladies and gentlemen, see you next year… or not” at the 2019 met gala… what did cardi b know and when did she know it
kelleysroom-deactivated20200511:
here are some fresh ibuprofen pills for you to snack on



